So the other day I was at the store, right, and this guy in front of me had like forty items in the ten items or less lane, and I'm standing there thinking, buddy, do you not see the sign? Do you think the sign is a suggestion? Anyway I didn't say anything because I'm a coward, but I thought about it, and that's basically the same thing.
Can you believe what's going on in Washington right now? Unbelievable.
I've been doing intermittent fasting for three weeks and honestly everybody should try it, I feel amazing and I've dropped like nine pounds.
Happy Valentine's Day everybody! Hope you got flowers.
My brother Wayne called from Tucson last night, first time in a year, and we got into it again about the wedding thing, so that was fun.
The new iPhone came out yesterday and the line at the mall was around the building.
Coffee. Am I right? Coffee.
I saw that new Marvel movie over the weekend, no spoilers, but wow.
Gas prices, huh?
Why do they call it a driveway if you park on it? And a parkway if you drive on it? Think about that one.
It's supposed to snow six inches tonight so everybody get to the store for bread and milk.
Anyway, that's enough out of me.
